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  • 04-21-2008 10:40 AM

    what was in the news...

     http://www.bukedde.co.ug/detail.php?mainNewsCategoryId=2&newsCategoryId=78&newsId=623060 - Hmmm - members, I don't know if any of you followed this story.  Story was, a new fad of burrying loved ones verging on what the deceased loved most or whichever in the western parts of Africa was taking route.  I guess this gave rise to possibilities.

     


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  • 04-21-2008 10:49 AM In reply to

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    Re: what was in the news...

    What happens if the deceased was an architect and he or she build government buildings?  If this is the case, I don't think that I would be looking and any cleaning closets any time soon.  Or some other ideas; a pilot for an airline company or ferry captain, hot air balloonist, whaler, pianist, taxi driver.  There may be some strange object appearing here and there, and just how many people are in love with Dinosaurs??  Yes it could be interesting

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  • 04-22-2008 2:45 PM In reply to

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    Interesting is indeed the operative word... Something for the funeral operatives to definitely be looking into...

    That aside, has anyone read Monitor's article on the Kenyan flight that had a near-miss serious incident?   http://www.monitor.co.ug/artman/publish/news/120_survive_KQ_plane_mishap_at_Entebbe.shtml  - Unless I was informed falsely, this would appear to be the second time an air flight has had a tyre burst.  Whilst the incident on 1st March is reported to have been a technical problem by a BA flight, I'd been led to believe this was due to a burst tyre on landing - it was the same weekend of crazy aviation events, my own flight journey from Brussels being in the mix, though the problems here were more to do with putting profit before lives and birds of the feather variety vying for the sky.  I hope that the incident reported in Monitor is indeed the correct version of events as if this is not the case, I seriously think the aviation officials ought to check the runway to ensure this is not the cause of something that may have disastrous results.

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  • 04-23-2008 4:27 AM In reply to

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    Bizarre!  -

    Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

    By Joe Bavier Reuters - Tuesday, April 22 06:21 pm

    KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

    Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

    Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

    Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

    "You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on

    Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

    "I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

    "But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

    Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

    "It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

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  • 04-23-2008 10:06 AM In reply to

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    Re: what was in the news...

    "It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

    I'm sorry but this is a classic to me,  Did 29-year-old Alain Kalala have a previous view of the man's penis to compare with what was left as he sold phone credits.  And the police have probably one of the hardest jobs of conviencing the men to go home and try it out to see if it still working. I must say that if I had any doubts my self that my tools are in questionable working condition, I would go through an extensive study to see if I really did have a problem.  These studies would be with myself, wife and doctor, but not all three togather, that wouldn't be right.

     

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  • 04-23-2008 12:57 PM In reply to

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    Re: what was in the news...

    LOL @ M-M! Big Smile 

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  • 04-28-2008 7:52 PM In reply to

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    I think somebody is having a laff @Why one is qouted to prefer beer to women -  http://newvision.co.ug/D/8/217/624832
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  • 04-29-2008 11:19 AM In reply to

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     One of the things that striked me most over the preceeding two days is the breaking stories in the world news.  Whilst over this end some of us were wondering what the world is coming to, what with this man in Austria opting to impregnate and imprison his daughter until discovered, over in Ug, it was the weddings which were making headlines!  I had to keep doing a double take as I wasn't certain I was in need of an ophthalmology opinion. 

    See on Monday's NV, a story was running of a groom who had taken to marry his long-time partner - supposedly.  But along the "long-term" workings, between him and his bride-to-be, they'd acquired a helper in the way of carrying on the biological lineage of the man - here comes the zizinga in the equation for the present crisis.  See somehow I don't think the "surrogate" stand in quite understood the limitations of her role.  Hence she decided to take matters to the forefront on the wedding day of these two individuals. Last I read, the reception went ahead irrespective of the joining of the matrimonial legalities.  Now this was couple No.1.

    Couple No.2 saw in a married woman who upon discovering husband No.1 was a "kiwani" in the financial sense - took it upon herself to rectify the situation pronto by marrying hubbie No.2. Only she didn't quite get there either.  The police got wind of it from a very distressed kiwani No.1 and spoilt her second occasion at being a queen. 

    ...and I thought I had problems!

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  • 04-29-2008 11:40 AM In reply to

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    Re: what was in the news...

    SB the man who kept his daughter as a sex slave for 24 years is a Dutchman.  He father 9 grandkids 2 died he kept 3 with their mother under ground and brought out for him and his wife to raise and 1 twin died.......sick sick and his wife did not know.  Give me a break http://www.skeptictank.org/gen1/gen00509.htm

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  • 04-29-2008 7:57 PM In reply to

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    Oh yoiyoie!!!  The mind boggles at that link QS!  As for this recent expose into incestous affairs - the mother certainly is denying any knowledge of the carry-ons in the basement - http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080429/ap_on_re_eu/austria_captive_daughter;_ylt=Ami_ji5GnsmTj3UHQSpV9YWs0NUE As far as she was concerned, she'd believed her daughter to have joined a religious cult whilst she intermittently returned to drop off the young infants on her doorstep with a note.  Now that hubbie of hers was very meticulous in how he planned the double life spanning over 24yrs, even disposing of one of his incestous infant's dead body.  His defence lawyer no doubt will be putting in a plea bargain for mental illness on his part.

    Talk of mental illness got me thinking at tangents.  1.  Some guy doing time for a murder charge in the States is apparently suing prison officials for starving him. This he claims is a result of him finding that he has lost weight from the obesity he was sentenced with - mind you, he's appeared less bothered about the fact that the prosecution entered a death penalty for him...

    ...whilst here in the UK saw a report in about an academician who'd died at the age of 42 from anorexia (eating disorder).   Seems food is not the issue in either situations but rather their mental state of being.

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  • 05-09-2008 3:58 AM In reply to

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    Re: what was in the news...

     This guy was arrested 4 guess what - punching a cat that 'bullied him'!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=564911&in_page_id=1770&in_page_id=1770&expand=true#StartComments 

     

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  • 05-09-2008 8:19 AM In reply to

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    I tell you kaks, I can actually believe that! some cats have got attitudeCool

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  • 05-09-2008 10:05 AM In reply to

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    Re: what was in the news...

     It is called 'cattitude'.

    A fool and his money soon part ways.
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  • 05-19-2008 6:55 AM In reply to

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    Re: what was in the news...

     Oh, how we love 2 glorify crime in UG. This Haji returned to UG from Saudi Arabia after serving a prison sentence 4 theft but was greeted as a hero in UG.

    http://www.bukedde.co.ug/detail.php?mainNewsCategoryId=2&newsCategoryId=60&newsId=628583 

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  • 05-19-2008 8:51 AM In reply to

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    Hey Kaks good afternoon.  I see you are online.  Maybe this guy did not tell anyone what he did while he was away...........LOL

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  • 05-19-2008 10:03 AM In reply to

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    Yeah right!! He's been all over the papers for months now. He told the crowds that since he ruturned with his arms, he can't be a thief.
    A fool and his money soon part ways.
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  • 05-19-2008 11:13 AM In reply to

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    Re: what was in the news...

    And just because he came back with his head means that he is not mad. Big Smile

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  • 05-20-2008 10:28 AM In reply to

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    lol - you guys are funny! Kaks - is this the same guy that had been rumoured to have had one of his hands decapitated for theft?

    The story about a father over in Iraq that did the "honour killing" of his daughter for daring to harbour thoughts of infatuation for one of the peace keeping soldiers sure is something. I really don't know why its called an honour to take life so callously... or even how such people feel they are above redemption to judge others in such a manner and then claim it to religious faith. 


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  • 05-20-2008 10:32 AM In reply to

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    kakokoolo:

     This guy was arrested 4 guess what - punching a cat that 'bullied him'!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=564911&in_page_id=1770&in_page_id=1770&expand=true#StartComments 

     

     

    Kaks - I wouldn't mind a ride in some of the cars driven by the police force in Germany...For that I'd be tempted to commit a crime just to get a chance... 

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  • 06-06-2008 9:27 AM In reply to

    Re: what was in the news...kiboko boys back!

    Saying goes - that a picture speaks a thousand words.   Someone do me the honour please and translate why these boys were using the whip...http://www.etop.co.ug/


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  • 06-07-2008 3:22 PM In reply to

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    Re: what was in the news...for tomorrow

    News for tomorrow . . . .

    The DP rally turned violent today, as the police were pulled in to stop the "Bye Bye to Tear Gas" rally.  Sources say that gun shots were heard around city center in Kampala and the use of tear gas was applied to stop the riots.  The rally was to celibrate the rulling of the Court judgment that nullified Section 32 of the Police Act.  The rally was lead by John Ssebaana Kizito after leading the oblishment of the section.

    read more in tomorrow's news

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