Agent: Good
morning, (agent) speaking, how can I help you?
Sub: Gyebaleko nyabo.
Nafunye mu obuzibuzibu mu ssimu yange. Osobola okunyamba ko?
Agent: Buzibu ki Ssebo?
Sub: Waliwo ennamba enkubira
buli lunaku ku sawa zezimu naye essimu bwenjikwata, omuntu tayogera. Ono
omusajja asumbuwa nnyo. Anzukusa ku sawa kuminabbiri ate natayogera kintu
kyona. Nina kyensobola okukola okukirekerawo?
Agent: Ssebo, eyo nnamba ki?
Sub: Ennamba sijiraba, naye
errinya ndiraba.
Agent: Bwoba olaba erinnya,
kitegeeza nti ennamba mweri mu ssimu yo.
Sub: Nedda, ennamba terimu,
najinoonyeza nga sijiraba
Agent: Kale, mbulira erinnya
Sub: Bamuyita SNOOZE!
i am a ugandan
enough said! i need add no more
for being ugandan proud i am
and proud as a peacock i declare
i am ugandan,enough said!
the blood that runs in my veins
pure it is of all blemish
for what is truly ugandan
shall be to all something sweet and pure
my voice shouts for my country
my tears will flow too
my heart will ache for my beloved
when i look on as she is raped
bad men have come to my jewel
they seek to steal and destroy
their dark hearts know no shame
but only to further their plunder
i will arise and stand
as a black proud ugandan i am
with the pen and power i will fight
for what i love i'll not let die
i am a ugandan
and of that i am proud
enough said!
THE BANK of Uganda yesterday distributed a sh10,000 commemorative banknote to commercial banks to celebrate Uganda’s hosting of the Commonwealth Heads of Governments Meeting.
If you manage to get one, keep it for your grandchildren.
About three million Ugandans are suffering from depression
http://newvision.co.ug/D/8/12/596421
The pictures say it all
Visiting the Old Taxi Park
Strolling along Kampala Road
There will be no RIOTS when Jack Bauer is around. All he has to do is LOOK at YOU
This is just stuff taken as I hopped around East Africa
This is the morning sunrise over Entebbe, over Lake Victoria
And now over Nairobi the morning sunrise
Coming into Kenyatta Airport, our plane had a close shave, literally, you can see the wings almost touch
Over Lake Tanganyika, it is beautiful
Ba guests baffe mwenna, thank u so much okujja okunsanyukirako.
Okusookera ddala byona nebaaza baParents bange abanjawulizaako kumagezi
gaabwe nebampa. Actually singa tebali bbo I don't know. I wouldn't even be here to nite. It is
only God, the almighty who knows...
Nebaaza Daddy ne Mummy olwo kwelekereza all the good things
nebampa sente za tuition ne family friend Jack anyambye okunsasulira
sente za hostel.
Newankubadde
nfunye Pass degree nanye manyi nti
yange silinga bano abafunye zi 1st class through thigh power! Nze eyo
diguli njeyitira "thigh
class" I never used
to xerox coursework and I attended all class lectures. Era nze
omusomo bwentyo nengukuba oluku mutwe! Audience cheers and
claps.
Nebaza ba friends bange, Martha, Marbel, Cathe, Viviane, Henrietta, Carol,
Vanessa kale nabalala bwe twali mu discussion group. Era simanyi
kyakubakolera kubanga simanyi they really helped me a lot. Era namwe nga
bwe mulaba bazze wano kumukolo gwange. Her fellow graduands cheer her
up!!
Allow me at this juncture
nkyukire buganda bwage obuto, eno diguli
jenfunye siyamwe! Mulina nammwe okusoma enyo mufune ezamwe. Especially kakalikyeejo
ka Paul, akatafaayo kubyakusoma. The world is only for the educated era
ekalaamu terimba. Nze bwemundaba wano temunegomba! Uhm. The
siblings look on in bewilderment.
Naye kale okumanya nga nsanyuse nyo, ekutuufu kili nti
essanyu lyeli nsanyusiza era ddala namwe mwena ndaba mulibasanyufu olwesanyu era
nsanyukidde dala okula ba nga muzze okusanyukilako. Silina bingi byakwogera
kubanga olwa leero lwakusanyuka nolwekyo nsanyuse nnyo nsanyikedde dala okulaba
nga muzze bangi bwemuti okunsanyukirako. Actually am so happy. Nsanyusenyo olwesanyu
lya diguli. DJ baweeyo akayimba....
You have probably experienced this, leave your nice shoes outside a hall during a function or if you are Muslim, during Idd/Friday Prayers, and return to find air. Here is a solution,just remember that Ugandans are innovators second only the Chinese
MTN EVERYWHERE YOU GO
ENUF SAID
Celtel,Warid,UTL and HITS BRING IT ON
Rather surprised no one has mentioned our lady Maureen is doing just fine in Big Brother.You can get the details here
http://bbafrica2.wordpress.com/uncut/
I have been thinking...yeah..thinking..45 years on, how independent is Uganda and what is the meaning of independence?
Back then, independence meant that Uganda was getting rid of foreign influence in the decision-making process, and the flag,and power were literally handed over to Ugandans on that wonderful day. 45 years later, we still ourselves waiting for a bureaucrat somewhere in Washington, London, Brussels or Beijing to sign off on whether we can do anything that is groundbreaking,from approving our budget to deciding whether we get drugs for our children.
We continue to send our ministers on begging (read consultative) meetings in the major capitals of the world
We cannot afford to look after our very own in the north and the east, and are still waiting on the WFP
Uganda might be independent but we are independent in word only.
Police in eastern Uganda have arrested more than 70 men because their homes do not have a pit latrine.
They were targeted as part of home-to-home sanitary
inspections in Tororo district, intended to ensure that proper toilets
are installed.
Tororo district authorities want to discourage people from the common practice of defecating in bushes.
They said "toilet defaulters" would be freed if they agreed to dig a pit latrine within seven days.
Now I wonder what shall happen when CHOGM comes along and we need to host guests in your huts
Everybody knows that bald men make the best lovers. As the hair on the bonce lessens, the flair in the bounce increases.
Ugandan police have arrested 12 leaders
of a doomsday cult that believes floods swamping large parts of
the north and east of the country herald the end of the world.
Police said the 12 cult leaders would be charged with
unlawful assembly and being idle and disorderly.
The leader of the group, which called itself the New
Jerusalem Church, was 37-year-old Francis Opwonya.
"The creator told me five things will happen as a sign of
the end of the world before the last judgment," he was quoted
as saying by the Vision after his arrest.
The first was the country's HIV/AIDS epidemic, then famine,
then earthquakes, Opwonya said. Floods and hailstones came
last.
The group sprinkled water on followers and smeared others
with butter extracted from the shea tree. Officers removed
several items used as idols, including a bamboo pole that
Opwonya said symbolised the key God would use to lock the main
gate of Jerusalem on judgment day.
Now that is tight!
Nigerian police have arrested a witchdoctor employed by a politician to perform rituals at an election court.
Officers caught Oluwole Abiodun at the court building in southwestern Ondo state with charms and copies of the Bible and Koran in a black plastic bag.A pot containing a rabbit, seven eggs, cowrie shells and palm oil was found nearby.
Abiodun said that he was sent by one of the principal officers of the state House of Assembly to perform some rituals in the court premises.
Hundreds of cases are being heard across Nigeria to resolve disputes arising from April elections that were so heavily rigged they were deemed not credible by international observers.
The witchdoctor's rituals would have been intended to ensure that the challenge to the election of the politician failed.
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